Not Friendly Badger Unisex T-Shirt | Funny Human Warning Label Shirt
Deep Teal / XS
$29.99
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You know those vests dogs wear that say NOT FRIENDLY so everyone knows to give them some space?
We felt humans deserved the same courtesy.
The Not Friendly Badger T-shirt is your wearable advance warning that approaching is technically permitted, but perhaps not advisable. Featuring one spectacularly pissed-off badger in a cheerful flower crown, it provides all the information necessary to make an informed decision before attempting conversation.
Think of it as a public service.
Wear it to the grocery store. The airport. The hardware store. Family functions. Festivals. Work events. Anywhere strangers might otherwise mistake your presence for an invitation to interact.
It's especially useful for people who are perfectly capable of being pleasant but would appreciate the opportunity to decide whether the situation actually requires it.
And if someone reads NOT FRIENDLY above a snarling badger and approaches anyway?
Well.
They were given the appropriate safety information.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |