Some people start the day ready for meaningful conversation.

Other people have coffee and boundaries.

The Angry Badger “Go Away” Coffee Mug is for anyone who believes holding a cup of coffee should never be mistaken for an invitation to start talking.

No complicated signals. No awkward morning small talk. No pretending you're delighted someone has approached you before the caffeine has had a reasonable opportunity to do its job.

Go Away seems sufficiently clear.

Keep it at home, claim it as your official office mug, or bring it out whenever the people around you need a helpful reminder that physical proximity does not automatically grant conversational privileges.

With a generous 15 oz capacity, there's plenty of room for coffee, tea, or whatever caffeinated assistance is required before dealing with humanity. And because nobody needs additional bullshit before coffee, this black ceramic mug is dishwasher and microwave safe for easy everyday use.

It also makes a funny coffee gift for coworkers, sarcastic friends, teachers, parents, morning-haters, coffee lovers, and anyone whose preferred pre-coffee communication style is somewhere between limited and absolutely fucking not.

Because sometimes coffee improves your mood.

And sometimes you still want everyone to go away.