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$13.50
Perfect for anyone who wakes up tired, speaks fluent eye-roll, and considers social interaction a hostile act before noon. This mug is not here to make friends. It's here to hold coffee and scare off small talk.
Ideal for work meetings you didn’t agree to, mornings you didn’t ask for, and people you didn’t invite into your personal space.
Warning: May cause others to finally leave you alone. (You're welcome.)
Product features
- Microwave and dishwasher safe for convenience
- Lead and BPA-free for safe use
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap