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So You Want to Achieve Your Shit 5 Reasons This FML Journal Will Tragically Fail*slash*-Succeed in Helping You
Setting goals can be daunting, especially when life feels like one major FML moment after another. But don't throw in the towel just yet! The Fuck My Life: A Goal... Read more...
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What the Fuck is Divine Intervention and Why Your Yarn Tote Bag Needs It 101
Most people associate "divine intervention" with some sort of miraculous event, like a deity swooping in to rescue you from a sticky situation, or finally getting your hands on a... Read more...
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How to Weaponize Your Morning Caffeine Fix for Maximum Effect on Obnoxious Early Risers
Mornings can be challenging for those of us who view rising before the sun as a daunting task. Add to that the enthusiastic early risers who bounce into your personal... Read more...
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Why Your Man Cave Isn't Complete Without a Sarcastic Ode to Lying Bastards
Ah, the man cave—a sacred place where testosterone-filled tales of epic proportions are spun like fine tapestries, much to the exasperated eye-rolls of those who actually know the truth. Whether... Read more...
A Heartfelt (and possibly Hungover) Thank You from 2SB Design aka 2 Snarky Bitches
A Heartfelt (and possibly Hungover) Thank You from 2SB Design aka 2 Snarky Bitches
Hey you magnificent Badasses, As 2025 finally fucks off into the sunset, we wanted to grab a quick moment to drop a massive THANK YOU on every single one of... Read more...
Confessions of Two Chronically Late Christmas Chaos Goblins
Confessions of Two Chronically Late Christmas Chaos Goblins
  (Co-written by Liz & Holly, the co-founders who still have Halloween decorations up and zero regrets) Liz: Okay, real talk—it’s December way-too-fucking-late o’clock and we just dropped our Christmas... Read more...
Broken Promises and Burnout: Sarcastic Gifts That Get It
Broken Promises and Burnout: Sarcastic Gifts That Get It
You clock in every day hoping for a raise that never shows up. Those broken promises pile up, and burnout feels like your new normal. Our "Raise when pigs fly"... Read more...
Funny Drink wear for the Overworked: Because 'Can't Even' is a Lifestyle
Funny Drink wear for the Overworked: Because 'Can't Even' is a Lifestyle
The Struggle Bus design isn't just a cute doodle—it's the badge everyone wears when the alarm goes off and "Nope" is the first thought, but you still drag yourself to... Read more...
Touched by Yarn: Because Therapy Is Expensive and Craft Stores Are Cheaper
Touched by Yarn: Because Therapy Is Expensive and Craft Stores Are Cheaper
Let’s be honest: once yarn gets ahold of you, it doesn’t let go. You’re not crafting—you’re spiritually possessed. And if that’s the vibe, you deserve gear that supports your lifestyle... Read more...
Ditch the Drama: How 'In My Villain Era' Gear Can Empower Your Inner Rebel
Ditch the Drama: How 'In My Villain Era' Gear Can Empower Your Inner Rebel
You've stopped over-explaining your choices and set boundaries that won't budge. Saying no to plans that drain you isn't a struggle—it's self-care in action. That's the essence of your Villain... Read more...
Laugh Your Way Through Life: How 2SB Snark Shop's Humorous Journals Can Brighten Your Day
Our newest Journal Collection. Read more...
Well Fuck: A Reflection Journal for Life's Little Disasters
Life doesn't just hand you lemons—it sometimes throws the whole damn fruit stand right at your face. When chaos hits, you need a place to unload without pretending everything's fine. Well Fuck: A Reflection Journal for Life's Little Disasters offers a no-BS space to rant, vent, or just stare blankly at the page. This isn't about fake cheer; it's about raw, honest reflection that lets you say what you really feel. Laugh, Cry, and FML Let's face it: life can be a real piece of work. One minute you're cruising... Read more...