About Us, Two Snarky Bitches. One Midlife Crisis. Infinite Sarcasm. We’re two Gen X women who decided that instead of screaming into the void, we’d channel our sarcasm, bad joints, and questionable coping mechanisms into creating funny, dark, and unapologetically snarky designs—on shirts, stickers, mugs, and prints—that say the quiet parts out loud about why adulting feels like a scam.
This started after life handed us health issues, brain fog, and way too much time to overthink. So rather than knitting terrible scarves or joining a pyramid scheme, we built a creative outlet where humor is how we survive — and connect with other people who get it.
Our humor isn’t about judging people. It’s about laughing at the shared bullshit: bills, burnout, corporate nonsense, aging bodies, and the general audacity of adulthood.
If your sense of humor might earn you side-eye at PTA meetings, HR training, or family dinners—you’re our people.
So welcome to our corner of the internet.
Come for the funny designs.
Stay for the mutual commiseration about back pain, brain fog, and existential dread.
— Liz & Holly