You know that dog walker who’s already screaming “HE’S NOT FRIENDLY” before you even cross the street? This shirt is that energy…but make it fashion.
Perfect For:
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Introverts who like their boundaries loud and their shirts louder
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People who’ve had it with “you should smile more”
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Anyone who loves the aesthetic of a wildflower crown with the energy of a bar fight
Basically, it’s the human version of a “NOT FRIENDLY” dog harness — but cuter and way more comfortable.
Product features
- Structured side seams for enhanced shape retention
- Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains the collar's shape
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching for durability
- Made from lightweight, breathable 100% Airlume combed cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |