Welcome to the National Association of People Who've Had Enough.
Dedicated to the Preservation of Limited Patience.
Membership tends to happen naturally. One day you're giving people the benefit of the doubt. The next you're sitting in your car for an extra five minutes because going inside means dealing with somebody.
This shirt is for people whose patience hasn't disappeared entirely. It's simply become a limited resource, and frankly, everyone needs to stop wasting it.
Unnecessary drama? No.
Stupid questions with easily searchable answers? Absolutely not.
Someone saying “Can I pick your brain?” when you've barely had coffee?
Your application for additional patience has been denied.
The National Association of People Who've Had Enough represents the exhausted, the irritated, the over-it, and anyone who has spent enough time dealing with humanity to realize that protecting what's left of their patience is basically an act of conservation.
Wear it to work, errands, family gatherings, appointments, neighborhood events, or anywhere the general public may attempt to test remaining reserves.
It also makes a funny gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers, parents, siblings, teachers, overworked humans, and anyone who doesn't necessarily hate people.
They've just had enough of them for today.
Membership is automatic.
Patience is limited. Please use it responsibly.
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| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |