Mai Tai Decal – Because “Hydration” Is Overrated

Mai tai decal featuring a ridiculously extra tropical cocktail loaded with pineapple, cherries, mint, and one of those obnoxious paper umbrellas that screams “I’m on vacation, leave me alone.” It’s the drink equivalent of flipping off your responsibilities while wearing sunglasses.

Perfect for your laptop when you’re pretending to work, your water bottle (ironic, we know), cooler, or car window so everyone knows your vibe is “somewhere tropical and slightly drunk.”

Durable kiss-cut vinyl — waterproof, weatherproof, UV resistant. Sticks strong even when your life decisions don’t.

Because sometimes you need to remind the world you’d rather be sipping something dangerous on a beach.