Grumpy Hookers Guild Decal – Terracotta Edition

This grumpy hookers guild decal brings the heat with warm terracotta lettering and a skeletal hand white-knuckling a crochet hook like it owes you money. It’s the perfect warning label for anyone who dares interrupt your stitch count.

Great for project bags when you’re in the zone, laptops when you’re avoiding small talk, or water bottles so everyone knows you’re one skipped stitch away from chaos.

Durable kiss-cut vinyl — waterproof, weatherproof, UV resistant. Sticks strong and stays perpetually annoyed.

Because some of us are hooked… and extremely territorial about it.