Grumpy Hookers Guild Decal – Dark Sage Edition

This dark sage grumpy hookers guild decal is giving quiet forest witch who will hex you if you touch her yarn. The moody green-gray text paired with the bony hand gripping that hook says “I’m peaceful… until I’m not.”

Ideal for when you want to look aesthetic but still scare off chatty people. Stick it on your project bag, laptop, or anywhere your vibe is “do not disturb… I’m counting.”

Durable kiss-cut vinyl — waterproof, weatherproof, UV resistant.

Because some of us crochet in silence and plot in the shadows.