Some people carefully weigh their options, consider the consequences, and make responsible, well-informed choices.

This department is for the rest of us.

The Federal Bureau of Questionable Decisions recognizes those who have ignored perfectly good advice, confidently chosen the wrong option, said “How bad could it be?” and acquired valuable life experience approximately six minutes later.

Bad idea? Maybe.

Good story? Usually.

Lesson learned?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

This shirt is for anyone whose personal growth has involved a suspicious number of mistakes, do-overs, expensive lessons, regrettable purchases, questionable relationships, ill-advised projects, and decisions that made perfect sense at the time.

Wear it to work, the bar, weekend adventures, family gatherings, road trips, DIY projects, or anywhere your decision-making history may already be known to the people present.

It also makes a funny gift for friends, coworkers, siblings, spouses, adult kids, chronic risk-takers, and anyone who has earned most of their wisdom through direct and occasionally painful experience.

The Bureau remains fully committed to personal development.

Unfortunately, we insist on learning everything the hard way.