Department of Warranty Claims Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee | Your Warranty Expired at 40
XS / Black
$29.99
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Welcome to the Department of Warranty Claims.
Your Warranty Expired at 40.
After that, apparently everything becomes an out-of-pocket repair.
The knees make noises. The back has developed opinions. Sleeping wrong is now a legitimate injury, and getting off the floor requires considerably more planning than getting down there did.
Naturally, you've contacted the Department about these issues.
Claim denied.
The Department of Warranty Claims is for anyone discovering that the human body apparently came with a limited warranty and absolutely nobody saved the paperwork. Replacement parts may be required. Routine maintenance is increasingly important. Recovery times have been extended without notice.
And whatever you did in your twenties without consequences is no longer covered.
Wear it to work, the gym, weekend projects, family gatherings, doctor's appointments, or anywhere somebody makes the mistake of asking why you just made that noise when you stood up.
It also makes a funny 40th birthday gift, milestone birthday gift, or everyday reminder for friends, coworkers, spouses, siblings, and anyone whose factory warranty has officially run out.
The Department has reviewed your claim.
Unfortunately, you're going to have to live with it.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |