Welcome to the Department of Warranty Claims (DWC), where every strange noise, random ache, and mysterious injury is carefully documented... and immediately denied.
Featuring the official Department of Warranty Claims seal and the department's official motto, "Your Warranty Expired at 40," this ceramic mug is for anyone who's ever thrown out their back while sleeping, made an involuntary sound standing up, or discovered a new muscle simply by reaching for something on the top shelf.
Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes, this durable ceramic mug is built to hold the coffee, tea, or whatever helps convince your joints to cooperate. Dishwasher and microwave safe because your mug still functions exactly as intended, even if the rest of you occasionally requires a reboot.
Whether you're embracing middle age with humor or shopping for someone who's started discussing mattresses and orthopedic shoes with suspicious enthusiasm, this mug is proof that while the warranty may have expired, the sarcasm is still fully covered.
Features:
- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
- Durable ceramic construction
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Printed with the official Department of Warranty Claims (DWC) emblem
- Perfect for coffee, tea, and filing yet another completely unsuccessful warranty claim
Official Department Notice:
Your Warranty Expired at 40.