Welcome to the Department of Metabolic Affairs (DMA), where every calorie now requires additional approval and your metabolism has officially accepted a position elsewhere.

Featuring the official Department of Metabolic Affairs seal and the department's painfully relatable motto, "Your Metabolism Has Been Reassigned," this ceramic mug is for anyone who's noticed that foods they once considered snacks now come with consequences.

Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes, this durable ceramic mug is built for coffee, tea, and whatever low-calorie beverage helps soften the realization that your metabolism has apparently retired without notice. Dishwasher and microwave safe because your mug still performs exactly as expected, even if your body's internal processing department has become... less efficient.

Whether you're embracing middle age with humor, surviving another Monday, or rewarding yourself after a workout that burned approximately half a cookie, this mug reminds you that you're in good company. The Department of Metabolic Affairs has a very full caseload.

Features:

• Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes
• Durable ceramic construction
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Printed with the official Department of Metabolic Affairs (DMA) emblem
• Perfect for coffee, tea, and fueling another day of negotiating with your metabolism

Official Department Notice:
Your Metabolism Has Been Reassigned.