Department of Common Sense Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee | Apparently Optional

Department of Common Sense Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee | Apparently Optional

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Department of Common Sense Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee | Apparently Optional
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Welcome to the Department of Common Sense, where the budget has been cut, the staffing shortage is permanent, and the suggestion box has been ignored for years.

This shirt is for the people who quietly wonder why warning labels exist, double-check that the door is locked, and somehow become the unofficial voice of reason in every group. It's not about being the smartest person in the room. It's about asking, "Did anyone think this through?" before chaos clocks in for another shift.

Made from soft, lightweight jersey fabric with a comfortable unisex fit, this tee is perfect for errands, family gatherings, workdays, and any situation where common sense has apparently taken an unscheduled vacation. Wear it as a public service announcement or simply as proof that at least one employee still reports for duty.

Features:

  • Soft, breathable jersey fabric for everyday comfort
  • Unisex fit that works for just about everyone
  • Designed for those who believe thinking first is still a solid strategy
  • Makes a great gift for teachers, parents, managers, first responders, mechanics, coworkers, and anyone who has uttered, "You can't be serious."

Official Department Notice:
Common Sense. Sadly Understaffed.

The official uniform of the Department of Common Sense. Soft, comfortable, and made for the rare individuals still trying to apply logic in a world that keeps proving it should come with instructions.

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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