Welcome to the Bureau of Unnecessary Meetings, where attendance is mandatory, the agenda is optional, and somehow we're going to need the full hour.

This shirt is for anyone who has sat through a meeting about another meeting, listened to twenty minutes of discussion that could have been handled in three sentences, or watched six adults debate something nobody actually has the authority to change.

Cameras on, everyone.

We need to circle back.

Take this offline.

Put a pin in it.

And definitely schedule a follow-up so we can discuss why nothing was accomplished during this one.

The Bureau of Unnecessary Meetings is for office workers, managers, remote employees, corporate survivors, project teams, and anyone who has perfected the professional facial expression required when someone says, “Before we wrap up, I have one more thing.”

Wear it to the office, your next video call, corporate retreat, team-building exercise, or any workplace gathering that begins with an agenda and ends with absolutely no measurable progress.

It also makes a funny gift for coworkers, bosses, managers, office friends, remote workers, and anyone whose calendar contains more meetings than actual opportunities to do their job.

Because sometimes the most important outcome of a meeting is determining that another meeting will be necessary.