Some people wake up ready to greet the world.

Other people need coffee and significantly less world.

The Go Away Coffee Badger understands that simply holding a cup of coffee should not be interpreted as an invitation to start talking. Featuring an angry badger clutching a mug with the beautifully straightforward message “Go Away,” this design is for anyone who prefers to establish conversational boundaries before things get out of hand.

No complicated signals. No awkward small talk. No pretending you're delighted someone decided to stop by your desk at 8:07 in the morning.

Just a badger, some coffee, and a reasonable request for everyone to maintain a respectful distance.

Perfect for coffee runs, workdays, errands, school drop-off, weekend mornings, travel, family gatherings, or anywhere you may encounter people who haven't yet learned to read the room.

It also makes a funny gift for coffee lovers, sarcastic friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and anyone who considers “Go Away” less of an insult and more of a helpful suggestion.

Please allow caffeine to take effect before attempting contact.