Discover the Quirky Charm of Our Phallic Fungi Mug

Unleash your sense of humor and embrace the eccentric with our Phallic Fungi Mug. This playful mug is not just a drinking vessel; it's a statement piece for those who love to add a touch of chaos to their daily routine. Whether you opt for the charming 11oz size for your casual coffee fix or the more audacious 15oz option for full send degeneracy, this mug is sure to spark conversations wherever you go.

We get it: sometimes you want to dip a toe in the mycelial freakshow, and sometimes you need to cannonball straight into the spore pool with zero regrets. That’s why this porcelain abomination now comes in two glorious sizes: 11oz – Perfect for “just one more cup” lies, polite office sips that still make Karen from accounting side-eye you, and people who pretend they have self-control.

11 oz & 15oz – For when your existential dread runs on a double-espresso timer, your microdose schedule demands hydration loyalty, and “bottoms up” is less a toast and more a lifestyle commitment. Both sizes are still slathered stem-to-gills in glowing, aggressively anatomical mushrooms that escaped a 90s rave, mainlined too much molly, and decided “fuck it, let’s make this everyone’s problem.” Every sip—big or comically bigger—delivers premium “is that…?” energy guaranteed to make coworkers question their life choices, family question your Amazon cart, and baristas quietly start a group chat about you.

Ideal for: The coworker who “jokingly” mentions microdosing at the 9 a.m. stand-up (11oz for plausible deniability, 15oz when the joke becomes canon) Anyone whose 3 a.m. Google history is “mushroom identification” followed by “how many cups until enlightenment” People who say “vibes” unironically and back it up with porcelain evidence Gift recipients who’ll text you “WTF… but also send link” with laughing-crying emojis, skulls, eggplants, and zero actual outrage.

Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Socially acceptable? Lol, no. Your therapist already has this on their radar; might as well give them both sizes to really earn the session fee.   Bottoms up, you size-flexible, gloriously unhinged degenerate. The spores are rooting for you—and they don’t care how many ounces you’re packing.

Material: white ceramic with colored interior and handle

C-shaped handle

Glossy finish

Eye-catching color contrast

Lead and BPA-free