Phallic Fungi Tumbler – Elevate Your Sip with Unique Style

Behold, the Phallic Fungi Tumbler – the only travel mug brave enough to admit that some mushrooms are clearly compensating for something. This 15oz stainless steel bad boy is wrapped in an unapologetic parade of neon-colored dick-shaped shrooms doing their best impression of a psychedelic gangbang on a pitch-black background. Teal shafts, hot-pink tips, electric-blue ballsacks – it’s like Mother Nature finally took her edibles and got horny. Double-walled insulation keeps your coffee scalding longer than your last situationship, and the leak-proof lid ensures none of your questionable life choices spill out (unlike your Tinder matches).

Dishwasher-safe because even your dirty-mouthed drinkware deserves basic dignity. Perfect for morning commutes, forest raves, awkward family brunches, or just quietly judging people who drink out of boring, innocent mugs.  

Warning: May cause coworkers to do double-takes, baristas to smirk knowingly, and your grandma to suddenly “forget” her glasses. Not for the prudish, the pearl-clutching, or anyone who thinks fungi should stay PG. Own the chaos. Sip the shade. Get your fungi fix.  

Materials: 100% vacuum insulated stainless steel body

100% black screw on plastic lid with a flip top

One size: 15oz (0.44 l)