Throw this bad boy on and embrace your destiny as the family’s certified reason why “nice things” don’t survive past December 1st. The black sheep on the front? Yeah, that’s you — standing proudly in a wreath of lights like, “Yup, I did that. You’re welcome.”

Whether you're “cooking” (aka winging it), sneak-sampling everything before it hits the table, or setting off the smoke alarm for the third damn time, this apron has you covered. Literally.

It’s the perfect armor for the holiday hurricane you call “helping,” and honestly, the season wouldn’t be half as entertaining without your chaotic contribution. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let everyone know you are — and always will be — the festive menace of the family.

Product features
- Durable 100% polyester that retains shape and dries quickly
- Four buttonholes for attaching or detaching straps
- Reinforced overlocked seams for long-lasting wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean