"I'm the Reason We Can't Have Nice Things" Black Sheep Christmas Sweatshirt
Antique Cherry Red / S
$35.99
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Congratulations, legend. You’re not just attending the family holiday party; you’re the reason it needs a fire extinguisher on standby.
Front and center: one smug black sheep rocking a Santa hat like he just set the Christmas tree on fire and blamed the dog. Surrounded by a wreath of tangled Christmas lights that perfectly match your life choices. The text doesn’t whisper; it screams the family motto you’ve been living rent-free since 2003.
Warning: May cause aunts to say “well that’s… bold” and uncles to laugh so hard they snort gravy. You’ve been warned. You’ll still buy it. We both know this.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |