Perfect for the overworked, underpaid, and spiritually bankrupt, this mousepad is your daily reminder that your raise is about as likely as pigs forming a synchronized flying team over HR.

Featuring a glorious design of airborne swine flapping through corporate fantasy land, this is the perfect desk accessory for anyone who’s ever smiled through a “we value your contributions” meeting while Googling “how to fake your disappearance.”

For corporate prisoners with a sense of humor and anyone who’s ever thought, “Sure that'll happen,” during a performance review.

Slap this baby on your desk, and let every click be a tiny rebellion. Because pigs might not fly, but your BS tolerance has definitely left the building.

.: Material: 0.11" (3mm) thick neoprene
.: One Size: 9" × 7" (24cm x 20cm)
.: Stitched edges for a premium and durable finish