This apron captures the exact moment the jolliest man alive hits his limit: Santa mid-toast, eyes screaming “I’ve seen some shit,” with the only honest holiday greeting left: Ho Ho Holy Fuck, I Need a Drink!

Perfect for anyone who’s ever looked at the calendar, realized the year is somehow still not over, and decided survival requires hops and a sense of humor.

Wear it while cooking Christmas dinner, hosting New Year’s Eve, or just standing in the kitchen stress-eating cookie dough. By the end of the year, even Santa needs a drink… and honestly, same.

Product features
- Durable 100% polyester construction for easy-care wear

- Detachable black twill straps with four buttonholes for adjustable fit
- Reinforced overlocked seams for long-lasting durability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean