Grumpy Hookers Guild Decal – Teal Edition

This teal grumpy hookers guild decal is the vibrant “I look friendly but will cut you” version. Bright teal lettering pops against the skeletal hand mid-stitch like it’s daring anyone to say something stupid.

Perfect for when your resting grump face needs a colorful backup. Slap it on your tote, laptop, or water bottle so the world knows you’re in the guild and currently unavailable for emotional labor.

Durable kiss-cut vinyl — waterproof, weatherproof, UV resistant.

Because even our meltdowns come in pretty colors.