Behold the true mastermind of Christmas: a grinning Samoyed cloud in an elf hat, surrounded by enough shredded wrapping paper to stuff a mattress, proudly announcing his official title: Chaos Coordinator (Seasonal Edition). This is not a warning label. This is a job description he printed himself.

He didn’t just “help” wrap presents—he redecorated the entire living room in festive carnage, ate one gingerbread man for quality control, and still managed to look like a walking marshmallow angel while doing it. You? You’re just the unpaid assistant who supplies the coffee and cleans up the evidence.

Product Features

.: Glossy finish
.: Lead and BPA-free

Microwave and Dishwasher safe

Care instructions: Top Rack Dishwasher or hand wash.