Some mugs whisper “Rise and Shine.” This one growls “Fuck Off.” Featuring one furiously caffeinated badger clinging to its cup like it’s holding together the last threads of sanity, this 15oz ceramic mug is big enough to hold the only thing keeping you civil: coffee.

It’s not just a mug. It’s a survival tool. Perfect for work, home, or anywhere people insist on talking to you before you’ve had your morning fix. Dishwasher-safe, microwave-safe, and definitely not small-talk safe.

Because sometimes the only thing standing between you and homicide… is coffee.

Product features
- Microwave-safe for convenient heating
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap