Grumpy Hookers Guild Tote Bag – For Crocheters Who Bite

This grumpy hookers guild tote bag is the official carry-all for members who don’t play nice. Featuring the skeletal hand gripping a crochet hook with bold text, it lets everyone know you’re in the guild and currently unavailable for chit-chat, emotional labor, or touching your yarn.

Made from tough 12 oz heavy cotton canvas with a large zippered main compartment, a front zip pocket (9.5" x 9"), and sturdy 24.5" handles. Throw your project in, zip it up, and tell the world to fuck off in the most stylish way possible.

Perfect for yarn crawls, coffee runs, or disappearing into your craft cave for three days. It’s big enough for multiple WIPs, snacks, and the overwhelming urge to scream “don’t talk to me, I’m counting.”

Durable, washable, and built to survive real life — just like your grumpiest moods.