Not Friendly Badger Decal – The Floral “Stay The Fuck Back”

Not friendly badger decal is that chaotic honey badger with a flower crown, mouth wide open, screaming what every introvert is thinking. He looks like he got dragged to a garden party against his will and is now one wrong move away from wrecking shit.

This is for the people who put on a cute face but are 100% ready to bite. Perfect for your laptop when you’re pretending to be approachable, your water bottle as a warning label, or your car window so strangers know better than to try small talk.

Durable kiss-cut vinyl — waterproof, weatherproof, UV resistant. Sticks strong and delivers the same energy as that dog walker yelling “HE’S NOT FRIENDLY!”

Because some of us are decorative and dangerous.