Light this baby up and manifest your raise... or at least mask the scent of corporate despair.
This hilariously honest candle features our favorite flying pig and the soul-crushing truth every underpaid legend already knows: that raise ain’t coming anytime soon, honey. But hey, at least your desk, home office, or emotional support blanket fort will smell fabulous while you fake enthusiasm on your 9th Zoom call of the day. A variety of scent options to cover the stench of corporate betrayal.
Perfect for Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while slowly dying inside. Or gifting to your favorite broke bestie or overworked work-spouse.
Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic: vegan and made from natural ingredients, free from harmful chemicals.
- Reusable glass vessel: clean the jar after use for a stylish decor piece.
- Long-lasting burn time: enjoy 50-60 hours of fragrance with each candle.
- Crafted in the USA: assembled from globally sourced parts, ensuring quality.
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.