Protect your laptop and your last shred of sanity with this hilarious laptop sleeve featuring the most accurate career forecast ever. This sleeve doesn’t just guard against scratches, spills, and mysterious breakroom goo—it shields your device from corporate BS, motivational posters, and anyone who still says “Let’s circle back.”
Bold sarcasm to warn coworkers you’ve hit your meeting limit.
Fits laptops, crushed dreams, and passive-aggressive resignation letters.
Perfect gift for office rebels, cubicle dwellers, and anyone who suffers from "Workload: buffet-style. Paycheck: kids’ menu."
Product features
- Dual zipper enclosures for secure closure and easy access
- Foam padding protects against dust, dirt, and minor impacts
- Made from smooth, durable neoprene material
- Lightweight and water-resistant, perfect for everyday use
Care instructions
- Use warm water, dish soap and clean spots off your sleeve. It's not necessary to soak the whole sleeve. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
| 7" | 10" | 13" | 15" | 17" | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 7.09 | 10.43 | 12.60 | 13.39 | 15.94 |
| Width, in | 4.72 | 7.87 | 9.45 | 10.24 | 12.01 |
| Diagonal, in | 8.50 | 13.07 | 15.75 | 16.85 | 19.96 |
| Depth, in | 0.65 | 0.65 | 0.65 | 0.65 | 0.65 |