Whether you’re a morning menace, a professional introvert, or just not in the mood to pretend you like people, this tee is your new emotional support outfit. It does all the heavy lifting so your face doesn’t have to.
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Angry caffeinated badger = your true spirit animal
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Bold “Go Away” message = fewer conversations, more peace
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Perfect for Mondays, meetings, airports, or anywhere small talk lurks
Wear it to let others know your vibe before they get too close. Because sometimes, being polite is overrated—and this shirt? It gets that.
Coffee first. People never. Go away.
Product features
- Side seams for prolonged shape retention and structural support.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains shape and comfort.
- Stabilized shoulder seams prevent stretching over time.
- High-quality printing techniques for vibrant, crisp designs.
- Lightweight, breathable fabric perfect for layering and everyday wear.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |