Introducing the t-shirt that says what you’re thinking, so you don’t have to waste precious energy making eye contact or forming actual sentences.
Perfect for mornings, Mondays, meetings, or any social interaction you didn’t agree to, this shirt is equal parts cozy, cranky, and caffeinated. Whether you're running on espresso and spite or just trying to survive another day of human contact, this shirt does the heavy lifting.
Wear it proudly. Sip slowly. Let the badger handle your social boundaries.
Because you don’t need a mood ring — you’ve got this shirt.
Product features
- Side seams for prolonged shape retention and structural support.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar maintains shape and comfort.
- Stabilized shoulder seams prevent stretching over time.
- High-quality printing techniques for vibrant, crisp designs.
- Lightweight, breathable fabric perfect for layering and everyday wear.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |