{"product_id":"zippered-canvas-tote","title":"Hookers Guild Tote Bag - Skeleton Crochet Hand Zippered Canvas Tote","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003eGrumpy Hookers Guild Tote Bag – For Crocheters Who Bite\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis grumpy hookers guild tote bag is the official carry-all for members who don’t play nice. Featuring the skeletal hand gripping a crochet hook with bold text, it lets everyone know you’re in the guild and currently unavailable for chit-chat, emotional labor, or touching your yarn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eMade from tough 12 oz heavy cotton canvas with a large zippered main compartment, a front zip pocket (9.5\" x 9\"), and sturdy 24.5\" handles. Throw your project in, zip it up, and tell the world to fuck off in the most stylish way possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePerfect for yarn crawls, coffee runs, or disappearing into your craft cave for three days. It’s big enough for multiple WIPs, snacks, and the overwhelming urge to scream “don’t talk to me, I’m counting.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eDurable, washable, and built to survive real life — just like your grumpiest moods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e18\" x 14\" x 4.5\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e14.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDepth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e4.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Black","offer_id":49981184475356,"sku":"84632842444218776427","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Maroon","offer_id":49981184508124,"sku":"30941217872866655329","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural","offer_id":49981184540892,"sku":"12639291256096255636","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Navy","offer_id":49981184573660,"sku":"43534715938757283113","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" x 14\" x 4.5\" \/ Natural\/Purple","offer_id":49981184606428,"sku":"77109347993431530644","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/4479\/7916\/files\/6924173439925845597_2048.jpg?v=1776202515","url":"https:\/\/2sbsnarkshop.com\/products\/zippered-canvas-tote","provider":"2SB Snark Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}