{"product_id":"toaster-bath-tuesday-soapstone-car-coaster","title":"Toaster Bath Tuesday Soapstone Car Coaster","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eToaster Bath Tuesday Soapstone Car Coaster\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eToaster Bath\u003c\/strong\u003e This toaster bath Tuesday car coaster features everyone’s favorite unhinged toaster happily enjoying a bubbly electric bath — because nothing says “Tuesday” like poor life choices and sparkling water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003ePerfectly sized for your cup holder, this absorbent soapstone coaster keeps your drinks stable while quietly judging your mental health decisions. A must-have for anyone whose car is basically a rolling therapy session.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Obsess Over This...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHilariously dark “Toaster Bath Tuesday” design that never fails to get a reaction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-quality absorbent soapstone — actually soaks up condensation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits most standard car, truck, and SUV cup holders\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable, easy to clean, and built for daily chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe ultimate funny gift for your unhinged friends who need a little sparkle in their cup (and their coping mechanisms)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soapstone car coaster • Absorbent \u0026amp; durable • Fits standard cup holders • Approximately 2.75\" diameter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePop this toaster bath Tuesday coaster in your cup holder and embrace the chaos — one sip at a time.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% soapstone\u003cbr\u003e.: Size: 2.6″ × 2.6″ (6.6cm × 6.6cm)\u003cbr\u003e.: Absorbs condensation\u003cbr\u003e.: One-sided print\u003cbr\u003e.: Matte finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Removable “Made in China” sticker on the bottom\u003cbr\u003e.: Please note: The coaster fits in MOST vehicle drink holders\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2.6'' × 2.6\" \/ 1pc","offer_id":50232273469660,"sku":"24354646314114086216","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/4479\/7916\/files\/7889835462051855773_2048.jpg?v=1777959242","url":"https:\/\/2sbsnarkshop.com\/products\/toaster-bath-tuesday-soapstone-car-coaster","provider":"2SB Snark Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}