{"product_id":"toaster-bath-tuesday-hat-funny-garment-washed-cap","title":"Toaster Bath Tuesday Hat – Funny Garment Washed Cap","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1s46i6z\" data-start=\"158\" data-end=\"237\"\u003eToaster Bath Tuesday Hat for Anyone One Minor Inconvenience from Losing It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"239\" data-end=\"381\"\u003eSome weeks start strong. Others feel like a rolling dumpster fire by 9 a.m. Tuesday. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"328\" data-end=\"356\"\u003eToaster Bath Tuesday Hat\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the second group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"383\" data-end=\"722\"\u003eFeaturing everyone’s favorite dangerously cheerful toaster enjoying a bubbly electric bath, this hat perfectly captures that “I’m fine but also absolutely not fine” energy. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"588\"\u003eToaster Bath Tuesday Hat\u003c\/strong\u003e somehow manages to be adorable, chaotic, and mildly concerning all at once—which honestly feels pretty on brand for adulthood lately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"724\" data-end=\"1012\"\u003eThis garment-washed baseball cap has that soft, broken-in feel right away, like a favorite hat you’ve already survived several emotional support drive-thru runs in. Comfortable, relaxed, and easy to wear, it’s perfect for bad hair days, overstimulation days, and “don’t perceive me” days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1014\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003eThe design is just subtle enough to get double takes from strangers who immediately realize you might be their kind of people. Cute from a distance. Emotionally unstable up close. Incredible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1239\"\u003eToaster Bath Tuesday Hat\u003c\/strong\u003e makes the perfect gift for burnt-out adults, exhausted friends, chaos gremlins, and anyone whose coping strategy is dark humor and iced coffee consumed at medically irresponsible levels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1488\"\u003eWear it proudly while pretending you’re holding it together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% cotton\u003cbr\u003e.: One size\u003cbr\u003e.: Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile\u003cbr\u003e.: 6 sewn eyelets\u003cbr\u003e.: Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":50264522195164,"sku":"16518475319942284168","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Dusty Rose","offer_id":50264522227932,"sku":"32503825359969606771","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Gray","offer_id":50264522260700,"sku":"38155063150372134775","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Khaki","offer_id":50264522293468,"sku":"30342272465960329632","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Navy","offer_id":50264522326236,"sku":"42596829903737015458","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/4479\/7916\/files\/12982498654845923996_2048.jpg?v=1778740534","url":"https:\/\/2sbsnarkshop.com\/products\/toaster-bath-tuesday-hat-funny-garment-washed-cap","provider":"2SB Snark Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}