{"product_id":"last-fuck-flew-the-coop-chicken-kiss-cut-vinyl-decals","title":"Last fuck flew the coop Chicken Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decals","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eThis last fuck chicken sticker perfectly captures that glorious moment when your final fuck flies the coop and you officially stop giving a damn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eFeaturing a gloriously unhinged chicken with wild eyes and a dramatic speech bubble, this vinyl sticker is peak 2SB Snark Shop energy. Whether you're slapping it on your laptop, water bottle, car bumper, or wherever you need the world to know you're fresh out of fucks, this bad bird delivers maximum chaos with zero effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Obsess Over This...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe most unhinged chicken face ever illustrated — pure comedy gold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold, sarcastic quote that hits different on tough days (or every day)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeatherproof vinyl that laughs in the face of rain, sun, and judgmental stares\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect size for laptops, tumblers, journals, and giving zero fucks in public\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMakes an epic gift for your burnt-out bestie who’s also running on empty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality vinyl sticker • Waterproof \u0026amp; durable • Easy peel-and-stick application • Indoor\/outdoor use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSlap this last fuck chicken on everything and let the world know you’ve officially clocked out.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: white vinyl with a satin finish\u003cbr\u003e.: 1\/8\" (3.2mm) white kiss-cut border around the sticker\u003cbr\u003e.: Four sizes to choose from\u003cbr\u003e.: Water, scratch and UV resistant\u003cbr\u003e.: Removable adhesive without residue\u003cbr\u003e.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":49832524906716,"sku":"32072237979672080795","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" x 6\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":49832524939484,"sku":"30315284071232482943","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/4479\/7916\/files\/13220247948464432326_2048.jpg?v=1776896794","url":"https:\/\/2sbsnarkshop.com\/products\/last-fuck-flew-the-coop-chicken-kiss-cut-vinyl-decals","provider":"2SB Snark Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}