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Practical, sturdy, and print-friendly, the Gildan 18000 sweatshirt remains a top choice for custom apparel.    \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is built for comfort and durability, made from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²)) 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend.  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. 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