{"product_id":"grumpy-fuckers-club-lifetime-member-wine-glass-10-5oz","title":"Grumpy Fuckers Club Lifetime Member Wine Glass","description":"\u003ch2\u003eGrumpy Fuckers Club Lifetime Member Wine Glass\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrumpy Fuckers Club Lifetime Member Wine Glass — welcome to the club. Membership is permanent. Enthusiasm is optional.\nThis 10.5oz wine glass is made for people who are chronically unimpressed, emotionally done, and absolutely not interested in pretending otherwise. Bold “Lifetime Member” lettering paired with grumpy energy makes it the perfect sarcastic drinking vessel for when your patience has officially expired.\nWhether you're sipping alone in peace or reluctantly socializing, this glass lets everyone know you're a lifetime member and you're not here for small talk.\nWhy You’ll Obsess Over This Grumpy Fuckers Club Lifetime Member Wine Glass\n\nHilarious bold “Lifetime Member” design that perfectly captures the grumpy vibe\nGenerous 10.5oz size – ideal for wine, rosé, or your drink of choice\nHigh-quality, durable glass that holds up to regular use\nPerfect sarcastic gift for introverts, coworkers, best friends, or yourself on low-battery nights\n\nProduct Specs:\n10.5oz wine glass • Bold printed design • Dishwasher safe • Perfect for wine, rosé, or any drink\nGrumpy Fuckers Club Lifetime Member Wine Glass: Wear the membership proudly. Drink responsibly. Grab yours before your patience runs out for good.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"10.5oz","offer_id":47630996308188,"sku":"27315285877858336804","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/4479\/7916\/files\/1986991956134738188_2048.jpg?v=1775404401","url":"https:\/\/2sbsnarkshop.com\/products\/grumpy-fuckers-club-lifetime-member-wine-glass-10-5oz","provider":"2SB Snark Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}