{"product_id":"department-of-weekend-projects-unisex-jersey-short-sleeve-tee-one-trip-to-the-hardware-store-is-a-myth","title":"Department of Weekend Projects Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee | One Trip to the Hardware Store Is a Myth","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"141\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eWelcome to the \u003cstrong data-start=\"156\" data-end=\"190\"\u003eDepartment of Weekend Projects\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"238\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"238\"\u003eOne Trip to the Hardware Store Is a Myth.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"274\"\u003eEvery project begins the same way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"276\" data-end=\"303\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"276\" data-end=\"303\"\u003eThis shouldn't take long.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"305\" data-end=\"602\"\u003eThen you discover you bought the wrong size. You're missing one extremely specific screw. The fitting doesn't fit. 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