{"product_id":"department-of-warranty-claims-ceramic-mug-11oz-15oz-your-warranty-expired-at-40","title":"Department of Warranty Claims Ceramic Mug (11oz, 15oz) | Your Warranty Expired at 40","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"312\" data-end=\"480\"\u003eWelcome to the \u003cstrong data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"366\"\u003eDepartment of Warranty Claims (DWC)\u003c\/strong\u003e, where every strange noise, random ache, and mysterious injury is carefully documented... and immediately denied.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"812\"\u003eFeaturing the official \u003cstrong data-start=\"505\" data-end=\"538\"\u003eDepartment of Warranty Claims\u003c\/strong\u003e seal and the department's official motto, \u003cstrong data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"615\"\u003e\"Your Warranty Expired at 40,\"\u003c\/strong\u003e this ceramic mug is for anyone who's ever thrown out their back while sleeping, made an involuntary sound standing up, or discovered a new muscle simply by reaching for something on the top shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"1105\"\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"846\"\u003e11 oz and 15 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e sizes, this durable ceramic mug is built to hold the coffee, tea, or whatever helps convince your joints to cooperate. Dishwasher and microwave safe because your mug still functions exactly as intended, even if the rest of you occasionally requires a reboot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1107\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003eWhether you're embracing middle age with humor or shopping for someone who's started discussing mattresses and orthopedic shoes with suspicious enthusiasm, this mug is proof that while the warranty may have expired, the sarcasm is still fully covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"84yibz\" data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1410\"\u003eAvailable in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"iz9uge\" data-start=\"1411\" data-end=\"1441\"\u003eDurable ceramic construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"x2wcht\" data-start=\"1442\" data-end=\"1473\"\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"h6hev1\" data-start=\"1474\" data-end=\"1544\"\u003ePrinted with the official Department of Warranty Claims (DWC) emblem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1tr6ccy\" data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003ePerfect for coffee, tea, and filing yet another completely unsuccessful warranty claim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1701\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1666\"\u003eOfficial Department Notice:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1666\" data-end=\"1669\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1669\" data-end=\"1701\"\u003eYour Warranty Expired at 40.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":52114131255516,"sku":"49680187718831328953","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":52114131288284,"sku":"16953228251080825383","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/4479\/7916\/files\/17098304353756937804_2048.jpg?v=1787082736","url":"https:\/\/2sbsnarkshop.com\/products\/department-of-warranty-claims-ceramic-mug-11oz-15oz-your-warranty-expired-at-40","provider":"2SB Snark Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}