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This premium sweatshirt features a deranged, Santa-hatted possum screaming into the void while surrounded by tangled Christmas lights and half-assed ornaments. The bold “BARELY MERRY” text perfectly captures your holiday spirit: technically participating, emotionally checked out.\n\nPerfect for:\n\n\n\n\n\nPeople whose resting face is “Bah Humbug”\n\n\n\nAnyone who shows up to the holiday party just for the free food\n\n\n\nGift-givers who want to watch their relatives fake a smile\n\nIt’s not an ugly Christmas sweater… it’s a cry for help in cozy fleece form. Soft enough to nap through family dinner, loud enough to start conversations you’ll immediately regret.\n\nWarning: May cause relatives to ask if you’re “okay.” (You’re not, but the possum gets it.)\n\nThe Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50\/50 cotton-polyester fabric\n\n SMLXL2XL3XLWidth, in20.0022.0124.0026.0028.0030.00Length, in27.0028.0029.0030.0031.0032.00Sleeve length (from center back), in33.5034.5035.5036.5037.5038.50Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.50\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eUnmatched Comfort with a Touch of Humor\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs you prepare to celebrate the festive season, the \u003cstrong\u003eBarely Merry Possum Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e provides both style and comfort to keep you cozy during those chilly winter nights. Imagine snuggling up by the fireplace or heading out for a holiday gathering while donning this delightful sweatshirt. With its soft fabric and relaxed fit, it's perfect for various occasions, from family get-togethers to casual nights out with friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eQuality That Lasts\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis piece not only serves as a fantastic addition to your wardrobe but is also designed for longevity. The high-quality materials used in the \u003cstrong\u003eBarely Merry Possum Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e ensure durability, making it a reliable companion for many winters to come. You can easily toss it in the washer without worrying about fading or shrinking. Embrace the holidays stress-free!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStand Out with a Playful Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe charming possum graphic is a whimsical nod to those who appreciate the lighter side of life. This playful design makes the sweatshirt an ideal conversation starter, showcasing your fun personality to everyone around. 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