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This charming and functional bookmark is designed for those who appreciate the art of reading and have a soft spot for adorable felines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch6\u003eCurious Cat Bookmark for book loving daydreamers. This bookmark is perfect for those who enjoy reading and want to add a touch of creativity to their books. It's a great gift for avid readers and can bring a playful and whimsical vibe to any reading session. Ideal for book lovers, students, and anyone who enjoys getting lost in a good book. Relevant for holidays like National Book Lovers Day and World Book Day.\n\nProduct features\n- Rounded edges for a convenient grip\n- Design on one side for customization\n- Vibrant colors to match any design\n- Light-weight aluminum material\n- Ideal gift for avid readers\n\nCare instructions\n- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\n\u003c\/h6\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":46977068925148,"sku":"59537853610163161277","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0785\/4479\/7916\/files\/115548475199442077_2048.jpg?v=1775403231"},{"product_id":"ho-ho-no-christmas-ornament-car-coaster-festive-af-but-make-it-grumpy","title":"Ho Ho NO Grumpy Christmas Ornament Car Coaster - Festive AF for the Grumpy at Heart","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCelebrate Grumpy Spirits with the Grumpy Christmas Ornament\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis delightful grumpy Christmas ornament is perfect for those who embody the festive spirit but with a fun, cynical twist. The 'Ho Ho NO Grumpy Christmas Ornament Car Coaster' is tailored specifically for the grumpy at heart. If you're seeking a unique and humorous way to embrace the holiday cheer, this ornament is your perfect companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTired of the relentless holiday cheer assaulting your eyeballs (and your cupholders) the second Thanksgiving ends? Same. This gloriously grumpy gold ornament car coaster screams “HO HO NO” in the most passive-aggressive way possible while still looking seasonally appropriate enough that Karen from accounting can’t call you a complete Scrooge.\n\nPerfect for anyone who loves Christmas… in theory… but would actually sell their soul for a silent night that doesn’t involve Mariah Carey on repeat. 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